X Factor Judges Masks Cheryl Cole, Simon Cowell etc.
Just look at this beauty... no not Emma Chawner (left), but this fantastic item now available on ebay. I'd buy them purely for the "dead eyes" effect in the picture but I've already spent this weeks pocket money on a polished turd at the local car boot sale.
KANGAROO SCROTUM Leather POUCH purse
Its no wonder the chap on the left has been driven to drink after finding out what the future has in store for him!
But the question you really have to ask yourself is, "can I go through the rest of my life without a scrotum purse?"
Of course not! - so go and get yours NOW........ YES NOW..........
Are you still here???
Real MOOSE POOP doo doo nugget SWIZZLE STICK drinks
I'm not too sure what kind of party this seller goes to, but if owning and using one of these make you the life of the party................ what the hell, don't knock it till you try it! With 19087 100% positive feedback, it cant be wrong, can it?
Flyers for an event which never happend
If you can think of any use for these flyers, please write your answer on some toilet paper and then flush it! I feel some pride for helping "birdie-poop" try to sell this ebay-ism... but you'll need to be quick, clocks ticking on this one.
BLUE POLLY THE INSULTING SWEARING PARROT MOTION SENSOR
For a poultry £6.99 + £2.99 post + packing / shipping + handling, you too could own a swearing parrot. Very use-full!
This one appears on ebay... (other auction sites are available) apparently.