X Factor Judges Masks Cheryl Cole, Simon Cowell etc.
Just look at this beauty... no not Emma Chawner (left), but this fantastic item now available on ebay. I'd buy them purely for the "dead eyes" effect in the picture but I've already spent this weeks pocket money on a polished turd at the local car boot sale.
KANGAROO SCROTUM Leather POUCH purse
Its no wonder the chap on the left has been driven to drink after finding out what the future has in store for him!
But the question you really have to ask yourself is, "can I go through the rest of my life without a scrotum purse?"
Of course not! - so go and get yours NOW........ YES NOW..........
Are you still here???
